{"id":50,"date":"2008-06-06T09:06:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-06T14:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/?p=50"},"modified":"2008-06-06T09:06:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-06T14:06:00","slug":"the-best-part-of-wakin-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/?p=50","title":{"rendered":"The best part of wakin&#039; up&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Calibri\" size=\"2\">&#8230; no, there was no Folgers in my cup this morning. There were these:<\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/goldstein.bryan\/SElEejV8plI\/AAAAAAAABHA\/Wq9SqijjUVE\/s1600-h\/packing%20peanut%5B7%5D.jpg\"><font face=\"Calibri\" color=\"#000000\" size=\"2\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/goldstein.bryan\/SElEejV8plI\/AAAAAAAABHA\/Wq9SqijjUVE\/s1600-h\/packing%20peanut%5B7%5D.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px\" height=\"331\" alt=\"Fucking packing peanut. \" src=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/goldstein.bryan\/SElEgjV8pmI\/AAAAAAAABHE\/lK87e-NwNgM\/packing%20peanut_thumb%5B5%5D.jpg?imgmax=800\" width=\"504\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/font><\/a><font face=\"Calibri\" size=\"2\"> <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Calibri\" size=\"2\">&#8230; all over my neighbors yard. Normally, I wouldn&#8217;t care, except they all came from the garbage that I put out last night. Boxes are never a big deal to clean up, but tons of packing peanuts strewn about! Argh, not fun. Oh&#8230; and the grass was all wet? Fun, fun, and more fun&#8230; <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Calibri\" size=\"2\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Calibri\" size=\"2\">So, in recap, the best part of waking up, is picking up your garbage that mother nature blew all over your neighbor&#8217;s yard, not Folgers. <\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; no, there was no Folgers in my cup this morning. There were these: &#8230; all over my neighbors yard. Normally, I wouldn&#8217;t care, except they all came from the garbage that I put out last night. Boxes are never a big deal to clean up, but tons of packing peanuts strewn about! Argh, not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}