{"id":287,"date":"2005-01-03T11:42:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-03T16:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/?p=287"},"modified":"2005-01-03T11:42:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-03T16:42:00","slug":"utilities-r-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/?p=287","title":{"rendered":"Utilities R Fun&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">Man, setting up utilities is the most fun in the whole entire world. It&#8217;s so awesome to hear about all the deposits and charges that you are going to have to be paying to everyone and their mother&#8230; all so that they can flick a god damn swtich to &#8220;install&#8221; your service.  Amazing that we live in a world where the electic company can charge you a $200 deposit&#8230; for what??? <\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">Oh well&#8230; I woke up 10 mintues before I had to leave this morning. I still haven&#8217;t learned that as much as you set you alarm clock, it doesn&#8217;t work unless you turn the alarm on. I had a loud knock on my door at 8:17am. Good thing Jose woke up or I would still be sleeping right now&#8230; <\/span><\/span><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man, setting up utilities is the most fun in the whole entire world. It&#8217;s so awesome to hear about all the deposits and charges that you are going to have to be paying to everyone and their mother&#8230; all so that they can flick a god damn swtich to &#8220;install&#8221; your service. Amazing that we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}