{"id":285,"date":"2005-01-05T10:06:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-05T15:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/?p=285"},"modified":"2005-01-05T10:06:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-05T15:06:00","slug":"i-just-threw-up-in-my-mouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/?p=285","title":{"rendered":"I just threw up in my mouth&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family:arial;font-size:85%;\">God fucking damnit I <strong>HATE<\/strong> the gym locker room. <\/span><br \/>\n<br \/><span style=\"font-family:arial;font-size:85%;\"><\/span><br \/>\n<br \/><span style=\"font-family:arial;font-size:85%;\">I was never homophobic or have ever had any problem with gay people. The sight of a naked man makes me sick. These old men are disgusting. I don&#8217;t know what it is with them. Will I be like that when I am 50??&#8230; just walkin around bare ass naked in the locker room without a fucking care in the world when there is a perfectly good towel over my shoulder when it <strong>SHOULD<\/strong> be around my waist. Oh well&#8230; what can you do&#8230;<\/span><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God fucking damnit I HATE the gym locker room. I was never homophobic or have ever had any problem with gay people. The sight of a naked man makes me sick. These old men are disgusting. I don&#8217;t know what it is with them. Will I be like that when I am 50??&#8230; just walkin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}