{"id":215,"date":"2005-09-04T12:05:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-04T17:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/?p=215"},"modified":"2005-09-04T12:05:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-04T17:05:00","slug":"oh-where-oh-where","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/?p=215","title":{"rendered":"Oh where, oh where&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">&#8230; has my confidence gone?? Oh where, oh where can it be?? <\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span style=\"font-family: arial;\">I am sure as fuck that it aint here. <\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span style=\"font-family: arial;\">So, I went to get an apple pancake this morning from the Original Pancake house down the street. As I was waiting to put my order in, I saw a pretty cute waitress walking around and thought to myself (never really thinking that it would happen), &#8220;if she is my waitress, I&#8217;ll leave her my number on the check&#8221;&#8230; and then the following thought pattern ensued:<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span style=\"font-family: arial;\">1) She will not call, so why bother. Most likely she will look at the check and say something like &#8220;ugh&#8221; or &#8220;eww&#8221; or &#8220;hahhaa riiiiight&#8221;, so why ruin someone&#8217;s day. <\/span><br \/> <span style=\"font-family: arial;\">2) If, in the remote event that she did actually call and want to hang out, where the hell would I take her? I have no initiative, I have no confidence. <\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span style=\"font-family: arial;\">Needless to say, left a tip, signed my name, and left. <\/span><\/p>\n<p> <span style=\"font-family: arial;\">I have so checked out.<\/span><br \/> <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; has my confidence gone?? Oh where, oh where can it be?? I am sure as fuck that it aint here. So, I went to get an apple pancake this morning from the Original Pancake house down the street. As I was waiting to put my order in, I saw a pretty cute waitress walking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}