{"id":188,"date":"2006-06-16T08:14:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-16T13:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/?p=188"},"modified":"2006-06-16T08:14:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-16T13:14:00","slug":"shopping-is-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/?p=188","title":{"rendered":"Shopping is FUN!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">[RANT]<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">Ok, so &#8230; when you go to the supermarket, focus on the task at hand. Get off your fucking cell phone. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">Now, don&#8217;t get me wrong, if you need to call home to see which detergent to buy or perhaps what the jelly situation is, by all means, have it. But, if you are strolling through the  aisle at 6pm at the rate of, oh, I don&#8217;t know, .02 steps\/second directly in the middle, I strongly feel that I should have the legal right to take out your knees, knock you unconscious and move you ever so slightly to the side of the aisle so that they people that are there to shop, can actually do that. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">What is so god damn important that you need to be linked to your house or office while you are trying to figure out which breakfast cereal to buy? Again, extenuating circumstances excluded, get off your god damn cell phone. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">Thank you.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">[\/RANT]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">In other news, I am really tired. We watched a movie last night that ended around 12 but after that, I just could not go to sleep. I was up until about 2am just chillin out because I wasn&#8217;t tired. Turns out, I am very tired now. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">Even suckier is that it is going to rain this weekend. All weekend. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[RANT]Ok, so &#8230; when you go to the supermarket, focus on the task at hand. Get off your fucking cell phone. Now, don&#8217;t get me wrong, if you need to call home to see which detergent to buy or perhaps what the jelly situation is, by all means, have it. But, if you are strolling [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}