{"id":1055,"date":"2010-01-14T08:35:09","date_gmt":"2010-01-14T14:35:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/?p=1055"},"modified":"2010-01-14T08:35:09","modified_gmt":"2010-01-14T14:35:09","slug":"i-love-hilarious-spam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/?p=1055","title":{"rendered":"I Love Hilarious Spam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got this one today&#8230; how it got past the Google spam filter, I don&#8217;t know. <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Date: 14th January&#160; 2009.<\/p>\n<p>Happy New year,<\/p>\n<p>This mail is to remind you of your registered package.Content: Bank Draft of $800,000 USD and some end of year gift items. Officially registered by your colleague who is currently undergoing Survey project with Nigeria National petroleum Corporation. <\/p>\n<p>For your information the VAT and COD have been paid. The only payment you to make is for Customs Clearance Form charge of \u00c2\u00a3210 GBP. Please Contact FedEx Delivery Department Mr. Richard Raynor for shipment details and requirement. Email: <a href=\"mailto:fedex.service_@live.com\">fedex.service_@live.com<\/a> Tel: +2348071208793. <\/p>\n<p>It is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone numbers for urgent Service.<\/p>\n<p>Full Name:<\/p>\n<p>Address:<\/p>\n<p>City:<\/p>\n<p>State \/ Province:<\/p>\n<p>Phone:<\/p>\n<p>Country:<\/p>\n<p>Always at your service.<\/p>\n<p>Yours Faithfully,<\/p>\n<p>Mrs. Nucleo joaima<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a9Federal Express Corporation<\/p>\n<p>All rights reserved. \u00c2\u00a9 1995-2010 FedEx.<\/p>\n<p>******************************************************************<\/p>\n<p>This E-mail is only for the above addressees. It may contain confidential or Privileged information. If you are not an addressee you must not copy, distribute, disclose or use any of the information in it or any attachments.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got this one today&#8230; how it got past the Google spam filter, I don&#8217;t know. Date: 14th January&#160; 2009. Happy New year, This mail is to remind you of your registered package.Content: Bank Draft of $800,000 USD and some end of year gift items. Officially registered by your colleague who is currently undergoing Survey project [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[64,130],"class_list":["post-1055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny","tag-spam"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1055"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.familyofgoldsteins.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}